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CLINTON JOKES
Clinton and Gore: They have what it takes
to take what you've got!
"Carter is no longer the worst U.S. President"
"I am Clinton of Borg. Your incomes
will be assimilated."
Thank you, Bill Clinton, for costing me my job. I will repay you in 1996.
Hey Hillary!
Shut-up and redecorate!
My other car was cancelled by the Clinton Tax Bill.
It's the spending stupid!
If
Clinton was the answer, it must have been a real stupid question!
Clinton in 1996--NOT!!
I'm not Fonda Clinton
Rodhamhood:
She steals from everyone to give to the government.
Bill Clinton is living proof why stupid people shouldn't vote.
Voter:
"The joke's over, bring back Bush."
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The
Dodge Draft will begin production in Canada this year.
When Clinton was asked what he thought about foreign affairs,
he replied, "I don't know. I never had one."
If you came across Bill Clinton struggling in a raging river and you had
a choice between rescuing him or getting a Pulitzer prize-winning photograph, what shutter speed would you use?
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BLONDE JOKES
Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A1: Blow in her ear.
A2: Buy her another beer.
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"
Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
A: Data transfer.
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
yo momma
Yo momma so short she can hang glides
Doritos.
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap
and greasy.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells
like shit.
Yo momma's so short, she can sit on a dime and
swing her legs.
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the
Super Bowl.
Yo momma's so short, she does back flips under the
bed.
Yo momma's so fat; she went to the movies and sat next to everyone!
Yo momma's so fat; she went to the salad bar and pulled up a
chair.
Yo momma's so fat; she won Miss Bessie the Cow @YEAR@.
Yo momma's so fat; she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own post code.
Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!
Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!
Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
Yo momma's so fat; she's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
submited jokes
yo mommas grill is so nasty it looks like a diesel after a two week drive in love bug season
submited by :tyler uteg
A man who was chosen for jury duty wanted very much to be dismissed from serving. He tried just about every excuse he could
come up with, but nothing worked.
On the day of the trial, he decided to give it one more try. Just as the trial was about to begin, he asked if he could
approach the bench.
"Your Honor," he said, "I feel I must be excused from this trial since I am prejudiced against the defendant.
I took one look at the man in the blue suit with those sneaky, beady eyes and that dishonest face and I said, 'He's a crook!
Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!' Therefore, your Honor, I could not possibly remain on this jury."
Glaring at him, the Judge replied, "Get yourself back in the jury box. That man is his lawyer!"
by:?????
On an aircraft are the French president, the American president, the Russian president, a priest, and a hippie suddenly an
engine blow off
Fire spread all over the plane and there are only 4 parachutes available the American president jumps with a parachute
and said that it is him the most powerful man of the world.
the Russian president also jumps and explains that also he his the most powerful president, the French president also
jumps and says me I am not the most powerful of the world but the most smarter man of the world,
So only one parachute remain
the priest says to the hippie takes the last, you are younger than me, and me I am a man of god I am not afraid to die
I will go bock to god,
The hippie says everything is fine my father he indeed remains two parachute the because the most smatter man of the world
have just jumped with my bag back pack
by:micheal
types of poop
blonde
Q:why did the blonde stare at the orange juice for 2 hours?
A:it said concentrate on it
Q:what did the blonde write in the bottom of her swimming pool?
A:no smoking
Q:how do u confuse a blonde?
A:you dont they were boorn that way
yo momma
yo momma so fat she got her own area code
yo momma so fat she goes to a reastruant looks at the menu and says ok
by:madison cousens
yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours 2 watch 60 minutes
by:madison cousens
there is this drunk guy and buys a new aparment and he is showing his freind around and he sees a gong his friend says wat
is the gong for he says it is not a gng it is a talking clock and he picks up a hammer and hits the gong really hard and it
makes a reaLLY LOUD gong sound and thourgh the walls they here a old guy yell hey u drunk it is 3 in the morning..
submitted by : stephen aka steve-o
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